super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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