She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize