He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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