like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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