Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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