At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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