Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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