If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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