umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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