I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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