Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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