Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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