just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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