So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So many bounce houses so little time
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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