I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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