Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
im holly from the hills drunk
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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