remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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