whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Damn victory sex feels great
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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