If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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