do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Randomize
