id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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