pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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