This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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