only if we run a train.
done.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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