fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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