I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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