Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
