Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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