Buhtt sex?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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