I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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