Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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