I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Still dying that you shit outside
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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