My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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