just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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