dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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