Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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