I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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