he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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