I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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