it wasn't lemon gatorade
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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