Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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