just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
last night I used snow as a chaser
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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