you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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