Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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