you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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