I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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