we're blogging at a bar
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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