I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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