I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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