bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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