Me too!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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