Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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