How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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