i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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