I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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