erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
