It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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