she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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