Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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