ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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