people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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