She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Enjoy the penises
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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